Calvin is the seventh chapter of Sideways Stories From Wayside School. Calvin is sent by Mrs. Jewls to deliver a nonexistent note to the nonexistent Miss Zarves.


Memorable Quotes

  • "You are not supposed to take no notes to no teachers. You already haven't done it."</li>

    Notes & Trivia

    • Miss Zarves is first mentioned here.
    • Myron is first identified here.