"Miss Zarves" is the nineteenth chapter of Sideways Stories From Wayside School. It is comprised only of the following statement: “There is no Miss Zarves. There is no nineteenth story. Sorry.”


Memorable Quotes

  • "There is no Miss Zarves."
  • "There is no nineteenth story."
  • "Sorry."


  • The first three sentences of this story are the same as the last three sentences.
  • It is the shortest chapter
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