"Miss Zarves" is the nineteenth chapter of Sideways Stories From Wayside School. It is comprised only of the following statement: “There is no Miss Zarves. There is no nineteenth story. Sorry.”
- Miss Zarves (mentioned)
- "There is no Miss Zarves."
- "There is no nineteenth story."
- The first three sentences of this story are the same as the last three sentences.
- It is the shortest chapter